Call of Duty Advanced Roarfare hits the shelves and breaks all shelf breaking records. GTA V is the first person ever to come on Rexbox One and Puss 4. Rintendo Direct spits directly at you with Spittoon.
Good Evening. I’m Ron Rues, here are the rews headlines.
1) Call of Duty Advanced Roarfare hits the shelves and breaks all shelf breaking records.
2) GTA V is the first person ever to come on Rexbox One and Puss 4.
3) Rintendo Direct spits directly at you with Spittoon.
For these stories and more, join me, Ron Rues after a short break…
Welcome back. I’m Ron Rues and this is Mangotron Rews.
Rintendo is to stream directly from their headquarters, somewhere in the Bahamas showcasing some of their upcoming games. One of which is Spittoon, a multiplayer spitting game where one must cover the land with their team’s spit. The game is targeted towards spoilt little children and aims to teach them valuable lessons on shitting, (clears throat) sorry “SPITTING”in public.
Other games to be mentioned on Rintendo Direct include Yoshi’s Willy World and Kirby’s Rambo Cruise.
Cult favourite series GTA is to be the first person ever to come on the Rexbox One and Puss 4. That’s right folks, a Rockster has just confirmed this climatic rews.
The rew Call of Duty game has just hit the shelves. Named Advanced Roarfare, it literally roared into the stores threatening gamers to make the purchase. Scared gamers emptied their wallets in panic causing pileups at the checkout resulting in record numbers of shelves being broken in the chaos.
That’s it for tonight…
News just in! The Isaac is being bound. I repeat, the Isaac is being bound again.
More on this story when we have more details.
I’m Ron Rues, join me again next time for more rews on the world of video games.
You stay crassy video gamers.
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